72 Funny Mother’s Day Cards Every Mom Will Find Amusing

Celebrating Mother’s Day is one of the ways we can honor the ladies who take care of us from the moment of conception. Moms hold a special place in our hearts, no matter how young or old we are. So, whether you’re near or far, making your mom laugh with funny Mother’s Day cards is a sure way to let her know how grateful you are for her presence.

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72 Funny Mothers Day Cards

  1. “Of all my parents, you are definitely in my top two. Happy Mother’s Day.” –Six Eleven Creations
  2. “Happy Mother’s Day to my greatest teacher, my best friend, and my cheapest therapist.” -Paper Source
  3. “Motherhood. Wanting to be with your kids forever one minute, then wanting to sell them on eBay the next.” -Nobleworks
  4. “I try to be good, but I take after my Mom.” -It’s Happy Bunny Store
  5. “Mum, I am not your slave! Happy Mother’s Day.” –Moonpig
  6. “No matter what life throws at you: At least, you don’t have ugly children. Happy Mother’s Day.” -Recycled Cardstock
  7. “Mom, you were right about literally everything.” -Paper Source
  8. “Without me, today would just be another day.” -The Pottymouth Press
  9. “Although I can’t fold a fitted sheet, I think I turned out alright.” -Yellow Daisy Paper Co.
  10. “Her kids were the reason she lived and breathed… also the reason she was tired AF and her house was a disaster.” -Nobleworks
  11. “Mom, I have to be honest. Dad always has the best advice.”  –Chuck Ink
  12. “If truth be told, you’re a crackin’ Mum. Have a tidy Mother’s Day.” -Moonpig
  13. “Mom, thanks for raising me to be a full-fledged independent adult who still heeds her Mom.” -Sweet and Silly
  14. “It’s not easy being a mom. If it were, Dad would do it.” -Paper Source
  15. “Mum, I love you from my head tomatoes.” –ForeverFunny
  16. “You did a grape job raisin me.” -Etsy
  17. “Your children should always be your inspiration, even if it is just to drink more.” -Nobleworks
  18. “Mom, I love how we don’t have to say it out loud. But I’ll always know… I’m your favorite child.” -Quipology
  19. “Happy Mother’s Day from the one who turned out OK.” -Moonpig
  20. “You still haven’t smothered me in my sleep… yet. Happy Mother’s Day.” -Dark Humor
  21. “Mom, thanks for teaching me to stop and smell the roses.” -Paper Source
  22. “Instead of grandkids, may I interest you in a card?” -Untamed Ego Shop
  23. “May your to-do list be empty and your wine glass stay full. Happy Mother’s Day.” -Paper Source
  24. “Sorry for destroying your land down under.” -Sleazy Greetings
  25. “Mum, I was going to get you a really funny Mother’s Day card. But then I remembered bladder control can be a problem at your age.” -Moonpig
  26. “Happy Mother’s Day from your Bébé.” -Schitt’s Creek
  27. “Thanks, Mom for the awesome genes.” -Creo Study
  28. “The first 40 years of parenthood are always the hardest.” -Nobleworks
  29. “Of all the evil stepmothers in the world, I’m glad I got you.” -Cheeky Kumquat
  30. “Mom, I owe it all to you for the way I turned out. You really should be ashamed of yourself.” -Reflections by Carla Rolfe
  31. “I choose my Mother’s Day cards like I choose nursing homes… cheap and in a hurry.” -Moonpig
  32. “Oh my God, Mom! You were right about everything.” -HavenPCo
  33. “Well done, Mom! I’m awesome.” -Zazzle
  34. “Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first.” -Real People Goods
  35. “Mom, last week everyone jumped off a cliff. But I didn’t go.” -Paper Source
  36. “Here we come… All of us shouting: FEED US! No, just kidding… Happy Mother’s Day!” -Wildlife Artwork
  37. “I think being your child is enough of a gift… You’re welcome.” -Moonpig
  38. “You’re the best momager.” -Sketchy Print Co.
  39. “Mum (4 stars). Outstanding!!! Couldn’t have wished for better. Caring, loving and understanding. Always there when needed. Would have given five stars, but there’s more nagging than expected.” -Waffle and Faff
  40. “Happy Mother’s Day! Sorry for kicking you in the womb.” –We Are Paper Plane
  41. “Please remember you have a child that loves you the next time I ask for money.” -McBitterson’s
  42. “What’s that saying… a mind is a something. A mind is a… uhhhh… what’s it? A mind is ahhh… oh boy. It’s on the tip of my tongue! A mind is a terrible… geeez… I know this! What’s it called? Sadly, every 20 seconds in America, another mother loses her mind. Today, we honor you. Happy Mother’s Day!” -Buy One, Buy Them All!
  43. “Happy Mother’s Day! If you can’t be a good example, then just be a terrible warning.” -Moonpig
  44. “I love you more than my sister does. -Your favorite child.” -Sleazy Greetings
  45. “If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Happy Mother’s Day from your second born.” -Cards and Stationery
  46. “Sorry for being the constant financial burden in your life.” -Etsy
  47. “May the only whine you hear today be poured into your glass. Happy Mother’s Day.” -Paper Wolf Design
  48. “Great moms like you are hard to find! Kind of like toilet paper in the supermarket! Happy Mother’s Day!” -Sharon Dominick Photography
  49. “You tested positive for being the best mum!” -Moonpig
  50. “You wore mom jeans before they were cool.” -Brittany Paige
  51. “Who needs a Mother’s Day present when you already have me?” -Six Eleven Creations
  52. “A mother’s sacrifice isn’t giving birth… it’s 9 months without wine.” -Etsy
  53. “I don’t do meth. So, I think you’ve done great.” -Slightly Stationery
  54. “Mum, thanks for being my best friend, my taxi service, my therapist. A slightly older and much more sensible version of myself.” -Moonpig
  55. “Thank you for not selling me to the circus. Happy Mother’s Day!” -Paper Source
  56. “We have the perfect mother-daughter relationship. You are my mother, and I am perfect.” -Pride and Passion Shop
  57. “Mom, I love you loads! Speaking of loads… can you do my laundry?” -Etsy
  58. “Mom, thanks for all the worrying and overthinking.” -A Smyth Co
  59. “Sorry, you had to raise my sister.” -The Niche Collective
  60. “Mum, I love you more than Fortnite.” -Moonpig
  61. “Am I perfect? No. But we’ll blame Dad for that one. Happy Mother’s Day! -Nine Two Design
  62. “Happy Mother’s Day! Thanks for doin’ it with Dad. Way to take one for the team!” -Etsy
  63. “On Mother’s Day, she congratulated herself on what a good job she’d done of keeping the little f*ckers alive.” -Nobleworks
  64. “I’m sorry. I’m the reason why you can no longer wear a bikini.” -Sunny Day Gifts
  65. “Mum, there is no one else I’d rather argue over nothing with.” -Moonpig
  66. “Mom, you made me who I am. Whether that’s good or bad is a matter of opinion.” -Unblushing
  67. “MOMTINI. One part sparkling personality, two parts zen-like patience, and a tiny dash of badass.” -Paper Source
  68. “Only 365 days until your next day off. Happy Mother’s Day!” -Kiss and Punch
  69. “Please accept this Mother’s Day card as a token of my poverty.” -Moonpig
  70. “Thank you for giving me life… and thank you for not taking it back during my teenage years.” -Etsy
  71. “You’re so amazing, Mum! I’ve decided to move back in.” -Moonpig
  72. “I smile because you’re my Mum. I laugh because there’s nothing I can do about it.” -Moonpig

How to Sign Funny Mother’s Day Cards

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Signing makes the greeting card more appealing. The card’s message becomes lame if your ending signature does not catch the attention of your reader. So, when signing funny Mothers Day cards, you have to be creative while maintaining the hilarity of your overall message. Tell her she’s the best mom while also making her laugh. Here are some ways to sign funny Mothers Day Cards to ensure your mom is delighted till the end:

  • Your sweetest regret
  • The (un)lucky child
  • Forever your pumpkin
  • Mini you
  • Lovingly yours
  • Your little munchkin
  • Always your baby (no matter how old I get)


Mother’s Day marks the special day where we can honor our moms and let them know how special they are. Let us not waste this day without doing something remarkable. Instead of buying gifts or flowers, a heartfelt card is a perfect way to show your mother how much she means to you and maybe even give her a good laugh. Make your mother smile with these funny Mothers Day cards! Remember, words go a long way in keeping people happy!

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