Celebrating Mother’s Day is one of the ways we can honor the ladies who take care of us from the moment of conception. Moms hold a special place in our hearts, no matter how young or old we are. So, whether you’re near or far, making your mom laugh with funny Mother’s Day cards is a sure way to let her know how grateful you are for her presence.
72 Funny Mothers Day Cards
- “Of all my parents, you are definitely in my top two. Happy Mother’s Day.” –Six Eleven Creations
- “Happy Mother’s Day to my greatest teacher, my best friend, and my cheapest therapist.” -Paper Source
- “Motherhood. Wanting to be with your kids forever one minute, then wanting to sell them on eBay the next.” -Nobleworks
- “I try to be good, but I take after my Mom.” -It’s Happy Bunny Store
- “Mum, I am not your slave! Happy Mother’s Day.” –Moonpig
- “No matter what life throws at you: At least, you don’t have ugly children. Happy Mother’s Day.” -Recycled Cardstock
- “Mom, you were right about literally everything.” -Paper Source
- “Without me, today would just be another day.” -The Pottymouth Press
- “Although I can’t fold a fitted sheet, I think I turned out alright.” -Yellow Daisy Paper Co.
- “Her kids were the reason she lived and breathed… also the reason she was tired AF and her house was a disaster.” -Nobleworks
- “Mom, I have to be honest. Dad always has the best advice.” –Chuck Ink
- “If truth be told, you’re a crackin’ Mum. Have a tidy Mother’s Day.” -Moonpig
- “Mom, thanks for raising me to be a full-fledged independent adult who still heeds her Mom.” -Sweet and Silly
- “It’s not easy being a mom. If it were, Dad would do it.” -Paper Source
- “Mum, I love you from my head tomatoes.” –ForeverFunny
- “You did a grape job raisin me.” -Etsy
- “Your children should always be your inspiration, even if it is just to drink more.” -Nobleworks
- “Mom, I love how we don’t have to say it out loud. But I’ll always know… I’m your favorite child.” -Quipology
- “Happy Mother’s Day from the one who turned out OK.” -Moonpig
- “You still haven’t smothered me in my sleep… yet. Happy Mother’s Day.” -Dark Humor
- “Mom, thanks for teaching me to stop and smell the roses.” -Paper Source
- “Instead of grandkids, may I interest you in a card?” -Untamed Ego Shop
- “May your to-do list be empty and your wine glass stay full. Happy Mother’s Day.” -Paper Source
- “Sorry for destroying your land down under.” -Sleazy Greetings
- “Mum, I was going to get you a really funny Mother’s Day card. But then I remembered bladder control can be a problem at your age.” -Moonpig
- “Happy Mother’s Day from your Bébé.” -Schitt’s Creek
- “Thanks, Mom for the awesome genes.” -Creo Study
- “The first 40 years of parenthood are always the hardest.” -Nobleworks
- “Of all the evil stepmothers in the world, I’m glad I got you.” -Cheeky Kumquat
- “Mom, I owe it all to you for the way I turned out. You really should be ashamed of yourself.” -Reflections by Carla Rolfe
- “I choose my Mother’s Day cards like I choose nursing homes… cheap and in a hurry.” -Moonpig
- “Oh my God, Mom! You were right about everything.” -HavenPCo
- “Well done, Mom! I’m awesome.” -Zazzle
- “Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first.” -Real People Goods
- “Mom, last week everyone jumped off a cliff. But I didn’t go.” -Paper Source
- “Here we come… All of us shouting: FEED US! No, just kidding… Happy Mother’s Day!” -Wildlife Artwork
- “I think being your child is enough of a gift… You’re welcome.” -Moonpig
- “You’re the best momager.” -Sketchy Print Co.
- “Mum (4 stars). Outstanding!!! Couldn’t have wished for better. Caring, loving and understanding. Always there when needed. Would have given five stars, but there’s more nagging than expected.” -Waffle and Faff
- “Happy Mother’s Day! Sorry for kicking you in the womb.” –We Are Paper Plane
- “Please remember you have a child that loves you the next time I ask for money.” -McBitterson’s
- “What’s that saying… a mind is a something. A mind is a… uhhhh… what’s it? A mind is ahhh… oh boy. It’s on the tip of my tongue! A mind is a terrible… geeez… I know this! What’s it called? Sadly, every 20 seconds in America, another mother loses her mind. Today, we honor you. Happy Mother’s Day!” -Buy One, Buy Them All!
- “Happy Mother’s Day! If you can’t be a good example, then just be a terrible warning.” -Moonpig
- “I love you more than my sister does. -Your favorite child.” -Sleazy Greetings
- “If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Happy Mother’s Day from your second born.” -Cards and Stationery
- “Sorry for being the constant financial burden in your life.” -Etsy
- “May the only whine you hear today be poured into your glass. Happy Mother’s Day.” -Paper Wolf Design
- “Great moms like you are hard to find! Kind of like toilet paper in the supermarket! Happy Mother’s Day!” -Sharon Dominick Photography
- “You tested positive for being the best mum!” -Moonpig
- “You wore mom jeans before they were cool.” -Brittany Paige
- “Who needs a Mother’s Day present when you already have me?” -Six Eleven Creations
- “A mother’s sacrifice isn’t giving birth… it’s 9 months without wine.” -Etsy
- “I don’t do meth. So, I think you’ve done great.” -Slightly Stationery
- “Mum, thanks for being my best friend, my taxi service, my therapist. A slightly older and much more sensible version of myself.” -Moonpig
- “Thank you for not selling me to the circus. Happy Mother’s Day!” -Paper Source
- “We have the perfect mother-daughter relationship. You are my mother, and I am perfect.” -Pride and Passion Shop
- “Mom, I love you loads! Speaking of loads… can you do my laundry?” -Etsy
- “Mom, thanks for all the worrying and overthinking.” -A Smyth Co
- “Sorry, you had to raise my sister.” -The Niche Collective
- “Mum, I love you more than Fortnite.” -Moonpig
- “Am I perfect? No. But we’ll blame Dad for that one. Happy Mother’s Day! -Nine Two Design
- “Happy Mother’s Day! Thanks for doin’ it with Dad. Way to take one for the team!” -Etsy
- “On Mother’s Day, she congratulated herself on what a good job she’d done of keeping the little f*ckers alive.” -Nobleworks
- “I’m sorry. I’m the reason why you can no longer wear a bikini.” -Sunny Day Gifts
- “Mum, there is no one else I’d rather argue over nothing with.” -Moonpig
- “Mom, you made me who I am. Whether that’s good or bad is a matter of opinion.” -Unblushing
- “MOMTINI. One part sparkling personality, two parts zen-like patience, and a tiny dash of badass.” -Paper Source
- “Only 365 days until your next day off. Happy Mother’s Day!” -Kiss and Punch
- “Please accept this Mother’s Day card as a token of my poverty.” -Moonpig
- “Thank you for giving me life… and thank you for not taking it back during my teenage years.” -Etsy
- “You’re so amazing, Mum! I’ve decided to move back in.” -Moonpig
- “I smile because you’re my Mum. I laugh because there’s nothing I can do about it.” -Moonpig
How to Sign Funny Mother’s Day Cards
Signing makes the greeting card more appealing. The card’s message becomes lame if your ending signature does not catch the attention of your reader. So, when signing funny Mothers Day cards, you have to be creative while maintaining the hilarity of your overall message. Tell her she’s the best mom while also making her laugh. Here are some ways to sign funny Mothers Day Cards to ensure your mom is delighted till the end:
- Your sweetest regret
- The (un)lucky child
- Forever your pumpkin
- Mini you
- Lovingly yours
- Your little munchkin
- Always your baby (no matter how old I get)
Conclusion
Mother’s Day marks the special day where we can honor our moms and let them know how special they are. Let us not waste this day without doing something remarkable. Instead of buying gifts or flowers, a heartfelt card is a perfect way to show your mother how much she means to you and maybe even give her a good laugh. Make your mother smile with these funny Mothers Day cards! Remember, words go a long way in keeping people happy!
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