75 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy pick up lines are everywhere these days. Why not? They are a fun way to start a witty and entertaining conversation. Some people may find them a little cringe-worthy, but it is all part of the fun. To keep your friends and loved ones laughing, try cracking some cheesy Valentine pick up lines. They may love it, they may hate it, but it will surely make an interesting conversation starter.

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Pick-up lines are clever remarks intended to gain the attention of the person you are interested in. Today, people use cheesy pick up lines to get attention and a laugh. So, if you want to make a lasting impression, here is a list of funny pick up lines for you to try.

75 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

  1. Hey, my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  2. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!
  3. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
  5. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  6. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  7. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  8. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
  9. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  10. You’re so sweet. You must be made out of chocolate.
  11. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  12. Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.
  13. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  14. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
  15. There is something wrong with my cellphone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  16. Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
  17. Do I know you? Because you look like my next boyfriend/girlfriend.
  18. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
  19. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  20. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
  21. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
  22. Are you a cat? Because you look purrfect!
  23. Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.
  24. I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
  25. Are you related to Jean Claude Van Damme? Because Jean Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
  26. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a “cute-cumber.”
  27. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
  28. Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  29. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
  30. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  31. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  32. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
  33. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
  34. Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
  35. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  36. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!
  37. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  38. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
  39. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
  40. If you were a triangle, you’d be a-cute one!
  41. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  42. Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  43. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
  44. No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night) – all the color is in your eyes.
  45. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
  46. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.
  47. I’m lost. Can you give directions to your heart?
  48. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I am searching for.
  49. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
  50. Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?
  51. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
  52. Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
  53. Life without you is a broken pencil… pointless.
  54. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  55. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
  56. You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?
  57. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  58. Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U.
  59. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me.
  60. I was going to choose a cheesy pick up line, but you’re too good for that.
  61. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night.
  62. Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
  63. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
  64. Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like you a latte.
  65. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
  66. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
  67. If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  68. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you’re so good at drawing me in.
  69. Hi. My name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
  70. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
  71. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  72. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
  73. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  74. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  75. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Delivering the Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

To some, using a cheesy pick up line makes it easy to break the ice between two strangers. It is also a fun and casual ice-breaker for couples to spice it up a bit. When Valentine’s creeps around the corner, some of us seek out heartwarming Valentine’s messages. But ditching the usual sentiments for a cheesy Valentine pick up line or two makes the occasion something special.

A card or sign with cheesy Valentine pick up lines are a way to add a little humor. But what makes a cheesy line more entertaining is the zest of the jest when delivering it. How you say it and how you look while you say it is the icing on the cake.

Cheesy pick up lines are best delivered in person. Your confidence is the key to getting the first impression. Make it straightforward, natural, funny, and, if possible, suited to the personality of the person you are talking to.

Cheesy Pickup Lines, Heartwarming Quotes, and More

Words either melt us to bits or send us in guffaws. Nothing is more special than sending your loved one lines that are straight from the heart. Cardsayings has everything you need if you’re looking for inspiration for your letters and cards. Here you can find the right words for galentines, palentines, and even sympathy letters for people who need them the most.

Every occasion deserves a meaningful gift. Let them remember you forever with simple but striking words. This Valentine’s Day, make it more memorable with one of the cheesiest pickup lines around to send your loved ones into heaps of laughter. But, let us also remind you that some people may find this level of cheese cringy. But, hey, the more cringe-y your cheesy pick up lines are, the more fun the rebuttal.

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