75 Funny What Do You Call Jokes for Guaranteed Laughs

There’s nothing more classic than a “what do you call” joke. They are so corny that it’s impossible not to laugh. The next time you’re at a party or standing by the water cooler at work, use one of these 75 funny what do you call jokes for guaranteed laughs. We’re sure they will make you laugh!

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75 Funny What Do You Call Jokes for Guaranteed Laughs

  1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  2. What do you call the security guards outside the Samsung factory? The Guardians of the Galaxy.
  3. What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot? A cellfie.
  4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  5. What do you call a deer that only costs a dollar? A buck.
  6. What do you call something that goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella.
  7. What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
  8. What do you call a man without a nose and a body? Nobody nose.
  9. What do you call a funny group of cows? Laughing stock.
  10. What do you call a cup of coffee that is sad? Depresso.
  11. What do you call X-Rays taken by a dentist? Tooth pics.
  12. What do you call a potato who you see every day? A commentator.
  13. What do you call a monkey who absolutely loves eating potato chips? A chipmunk.
  14. What do you call an American bee? USB.
  15. What do you call something you can serve but never eat? A Volleyball.
  16. What do you call an adventurous egg? An eggs-plorer.
  17. What do you call a musical insect? A humbug.
  18. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel.
  19. What do you call an annoying reindeer who is obnoxious? Rude-olph.
  20. What do you call someone who saw an iPhone being stolen? An iWitness.
  21. What do you call a pig that can do karate? A pork chop.
  22. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
  23. What do you call fruit playing the guitar? A jam session.
  24. What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter.
  25. What do you call a bear that never wants to grow up? Peter Panda.
  26. What do you call a cow that can sing? A moo-sician.
  27. What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair.
  28. What do you call a sick juggler? Someone who can’t stop throwing up.
  29.  What do you call an M& M that went to college? A smarty.
  30. What do you call the daughter of a hamburger? Patty.
  31. What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire? Utter destruction.
  32. What do you call blackbirds that stick together? Vel-crows.
  33. What do you call a painting of a cat? A paw-trait.
  34. What do you call a joke you tell while washing your hands? A clean joke.
  35. What do you call a meditating wolf? Aware wolf.
  36. What do you call a dog that’s freezing? A chili dog.
  37. What do you call a farm that grows really bad jokes? Corny.
  38. What do you call the lights on Noah’s Ark? Floodlights.
  39. What do you call shorts that clouds wear? Thunderwear.
  40. What do you call a bear with no socks? Barefoot.
  41. What do you call something that’s easy to get into but hard to get out of? Trouble.
  42. What do you call a music note who’s walking up to you? Here comes treble.
  43. What do you call someone who never passes gas in public? A private tutor.
  44. What do you call a cow who just gave birth? De-calf-einated.
  45. What do you call a pig that is angry? Disgruntled.
  46. What do you call a pencil that is broken? Pointless.
  47. What do you call someone who shaves multiple times a day? A barber.
  48. What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business.
  49. What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.
  50. What do you call a shaky cow? Beef jerky.
  51. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
  52. What do you call musicians that are no longer welcome? The banned.
  53. What do you call two apples? A pear.
  54. What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a swimming pool? Bob.
  55. What do you call a meal where the vegetables insult the meat? A roast.
  56. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
  57. What do you call chickens that curse? Fowl.
  58. What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
  59. What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey.
  60. What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A steak out.
  61. What do you call a cop who is sleeping in a bed? An undercover cop.
  62. What do you call a factory that manufactures products that are just OK? A satisfactory.
  63. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
  64. What do you call a circle? Pointless.
  65. What do you call something that always gets ahead? A wig.
  66. What do you call a fly that is dead? A flew.
  67. What do you call a frog that has parked illegally? Toad.
  68. What do you call a Christmas tree that knows karate? Spruce Lee.
  69. What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URL-ologist.
  70. What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.
  71. What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney? Claus-trophobia
  72. What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race? A sherbet.
  73. What do you call shoes that spies wear? Sneakers.
  74. What do you an aardvark is three-feet-long? A yardvark.
  75. What do you call an argument between two electric companies? A power struggle.

Conclusion

Do you have a favorite what do you call joke from this list? Share some of these with your friends and ask them which one is their favorite! They just may have a what do you call joke of their own that they will share with you. We’re sure these what do you call jokes will make you laugh and bring a smile to everyone’s face.

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